Apocalypse Survival Tips

Because, let's face it, the world as we know it will soon be gone.

Tip 1: Stock up on canned goods

Buy as many cans of beans, corn, and soup as you can fit in your pantry. Trust us, you'll be eating this stuff for months.

Tip 2: Learn basic first aid

Because, let's face it, there will be injuries. Learn how to treat a wound, splint a broken bone, and perform a makeshift surgery. Or just Google it, we won't judge.

Tip 3: Find a safe place to hide

Find a sturdy building, preferably with a basement or an elevator. Or, you know, just go to a Holiday Inn and hope for the best.

Tip 4: Make friends with a squirrel

They're resourceful, intelligent, and won't judge you for eating their food. Just don't eat the ones that are already wearing a 'I'm with stupid' t-shirt.

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